Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat – 7/28/22

Dan Szymborski: It’s chat time!

Dan Szymborski: And sure, that’s a Gordon Solie reference within the teaser for the hyperlink on the principle web page to this chat.

Champdo: So I noticed one thing about how most tigers hitters vertical bat angle has gone down this 12 months. Might that specify their hitting woes?

Dan Szymborski: I noticed it too and in reality retweeted it! Whether or not it’s the issue or not is a trickier matter. Causation is a merciless mistress. Nevertheless it’s not less than *fascinating* and value a deeper exploration

Dan Szymborski: Perhaps I’ll have a look at it in August sooner or later. However this week is TRADE DEADLINE MADNESS~!

Dan Szymborski: or it higher be!

S_McAnderson: Ought to the Giants promote? Not possible to host the wildcard collection and only one in 5 likelihood of even getting there. Slater, Ruf, Yaz, Joc, a number of Ps. They’ve quite a lot of items…

Dan Szymborski: I don’t get the impression that they intend to be sellers

Dan Szymborski: However given how a lot they’ve struggled very not too long ago, opinions in-org might have modified

Appa Yip Yip: Y u no maek commerce 4 blue Jays 🙁

Dan Szymborski: Hey, I solely made seven!

Dan Szymborski: You need me to be murdered for submitting an 8000 phrase article?

Dan Szymborski: OR MAYBE YOU DO, HOW DARE YOU SIR

RTJ: Padres in on Soto? Does Abrams transfer the opposite approach?

Dan Szymborski: *If* the Padres had been to get Soto, it could be a problem to do it, I feel, with out giving up Abrams

Dan Szymborski: They’d in all probability have to surrender many of the prospects simply behind Abrams

Dan Szymborski: And I can perceive Washington’s place or not less than what I think about their place can be

Dan Szymborski: “We’re buying and selling up the most effective participant we’re more likely to have this era. Different groups are providing their greatest prospect within the package deal. So why shouldn’t we get yours?”

Dan Szymborski: Now, possibly the theoretical Padres have a package deal that rebuts that common assumption

Sodo Mojo: Are you stunned about how little the Yankees had to surrender for Beneddeti?

Dan Szymborski: No, it’s truly pretty related, in FV to the one I proposed

Dan Szymborski: It’s solely two months of Benintendi. They weren’t getting Reynolds or Laureano with the identical pckage

Visitor: How can we count on the Cubs return for Happ to check to Benintendi’s return? Twice as a lot? Thrice?

Dan Szymborski: I hate multiplicatives of prospect worth! It feels a bit like subtracting temperatures

Dan Szymborski: However nothing within the Benintendi commerce makes me assume t hey’ll get something drastically totally different from what I steered in my piece

Dan Szymborski: (which was a forty five and a pair 40s; Benintendi fetched a 40+, a 40, and an unranked)

Vlad’s Dad: Ross Atkins went on document saying that costs are very excessive in the mean time, however the Benintendi commerce makes me assume in any other case. Do you assume that deal set the market or do you assume the vax standing got here with a reduction?

Dan Szymborski: There’s quite a lot of hypothesis that he’s getting his vaccination

Dan Szymborski: I don’t assume it was as large a deal as some from the Yankees perspective as soon as I sat and crunched the numbers

Dom Browski: Is Ramon Laureano more likely to be moved earlier than the deadline, and what can be his most possible vacation spot?  Asking for a pal …

Dan Szymborski: I feel it’s potential, however like Soto, I don’t assume the A’s are essentially in a rush

George: I’m seeing quite a lot of Padres-Soto rumors. With Gore damage, Would Abrams, Hassell, Wooden, Lesko, Merrill, and Zavala transfer the needle for you when you’re the Nats?

Dan Szymborski: For me, it could

Dan Szymborski: Although they will’t commerce Lesko till after the WS

Dan Szymborski: On a scale. There’s a 2 after which a pair numbers which might be distressingly giant

RTJ: What’s gone fallacious with Josh Hader not too long ago? Or is he simply getting unfortunate?

Dan Szymborski: I’m not nervous. HRs are EXTREMELY risky for pitchers

Dan Szymborski: particularly pitchers who don’t throw quite a lot of innings

Matt: With Benintendi now within the Bronx, are the Yankees executed purchasing within the outfield? Does this take them out of the Soto race?

Dan Szymborski: I feel it *possible* signifies that a Soto deal wouldn’t be a Yankee one if it occurs now, however it could occur if it’s over the winter

Jason Kendall: The place does Jose Quintana in the end land, and what does he deliver again to the Bucs?

Dan Szymborski: I might truly see him ending up with the Braves. There’s quite a lot of danger with him, however the staff might use a 3/4 inning eater dude

Dan Szymborski: The return will possible be lighter than Benintendi’s

Dan Szymborski: Except I’m REALLY misreading the Quintana market

Visitor: Joey Gallo continues to be pretty younger, he might come again and hit over .200 some 12 months, proper?

Dan Szymborski: Sure

The Ghost of Bobby Thigpen: Ironic joke commerce…

Soto to the Mets…a part of the package deal is the Mets have to select up the remainder of Scherzer’s deferred wage!

Zach: I’ve heard lots recently about how groups have a system that assigns worth to gamers, just like baseballtradevalues.com. I assume that is purely on-field manufacturing, so how does a staff additionally worth the longer term financial worth a participant brings in based mostly on their stardom?

Dan Szymborski: It relies on the staff, actually.

Dan Szymborski: I don’t have actual specifics, however I hear sufficient from groups that I could make educated guesses

Dan Szymborski: Most, I consider, are a bit much less rigit than baseballtradevalues

Jon: Ought to the Yankees promote? Given the place they’re on the win curve and their big lead within the division, might they shed some gamers and decide up some long run expertise?

Dan Szymborski: Eh, I don’t assume they need to make themselves weaker for the playoffs

Jonathan: When you had ZiPS do a “Prime 10 Surplus Worth” checklist based mostly on contracts and projections for the following bunch of years, which gamers do you assume can be on it?

Dan Szymborski: Actually, I dont’ assume it could be that a lot totally different than Ben’s checklist

Cave Dameron: What’s the optimum temperature for sipping espresso? Thanks Dan!

Dan Szymborski: 100 or so. I don’t like drinks to be actually scorching

Dan Szymborski: If i’ve to delicately sip or burn my lip or tongue, it’s too scorching for me

Jon: What’s your favourite of your cursed OP-AI collection?

Dan Szymborski: I’d really feel dumb in a minute, however what?

EP: Because it stands proper now, who has the upper commerce worth, Montas or Castillo?

Dan Szymborski: I might suspect Castillo by a bit

Ozzie Smallbies: what doez ZiPS take into consideration

Dan Szymborski: Electrical sheep

HenryS: What’s lifelike for Bell to the Astros? One in all Garcia/Javier and a median prospect?

Dan Szymborski: I might be shocked if somebody the caliber of Garcia or Javier went in a theoretical Bell commerce

Dan Szymborski: I don’t assume Bell’s worth is appreciably totally different than, say, Benintendi’s. It’s two months of a B+ starter at a non-premium defensive place

Billy Eppler: Does Arte Moreno not need to commerce Ohtani to me?  I provided him loads of flawed place gamers and single A pitchers!

Dan Szymborski: Did you provide somebody washed up too? He’s bought have his identify model dudes

Jason Kendall: How does Max Meyer’s TJS have an effect on the Marlins willingness so as to add him in a commerce ala the Reynolds Rumors from the offseason?

Dan Szymborski: I truly suspect the Marlins usually tend to promote anyone than purchase anyone!

James: Josh Bell to the Astros simply is sensible proper?

Dan Szymborski: I imply it does, however they REALLY love Yuli

Pat: You flying in for these Camden Yards thirtieth anniversary festivities? I figured you wouldn’t miss a luncheon with Mike Devereaux and Jeff Reboulet

Dan Szymborski: Is there a lunch? No person invited me!

Colton: Haven’t heard a lot buzz on Mahle, assume he’ll be dealt someplace by the deadline?

Dan Szymborski: I truly suspect no

Dan Szymborski: The Reds appear to need to hearth sale but in addition concurrently preserve the phantasm that they’re not

Dan Szymborski: Kinda like once they dumped half the staff after which added Minor and Pham

Dan Szymborski: SEE WE’RE STILL COMPETITIVE

Jeff: If the Astros win the Bell sweepstakes, ought to they… bench Yuli? Or play Bell in a nook OF place and hold Yuli within the lineup?

Dan Szymborski: I might not think about that he’d be within the outfield.

Dan Szymborski: I do know the Nats performed with it a bit final 12 months

Visitor: Think about Meg’s response if as an alternative of an 8,000 phrase article, you submitted an 80,000 one.

Oddball Herrera: That is the season we get a Keston Hiura change of surroundings, no?  He must sink and swim within the majors at this level and the Brewers don’t have a spot for him to do it

Dan Szymborski: DO they probably not?

Dan Szymborski: McCutchen and Hiura are shut sufficient that I’d be much more fascinated about seeing Hiura

Justin: What sort of contract do you see Brandon nimmo getting this low season

Dan Szymborski: ZiPS says 4/77 as a result of it’s nonetheless nervous about taking part in time as a result of historical past

thelaundry: I heartily agree together with your tweet yesterday that the considered Mike Trout solely being a part-time DH for the remainder of his profession attributable to his again points is simply terrible. How would you go about giving ZiPS the inputs to venture what Trout’s subsequent few years could possibly be like in a restricted capability?

Dan Szymborski: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME DO SUCH A CURSED PROJECTION!

Dan Szymborski: OK, I instructed ZiPS to imagine he’s a DH with a present baseline expectation of 300 PA

Dan Szymborski:

Dan Szymborski: Now, be ashamed of what you’ve gotten executed.

Dan Szymborski: I hope the Royals commerce Pasquantino for Hosmer

Appa Yip Yip: What’s up with Raimel Tapia? After a putrid two months to start out the season he’s OPS’d over .800 in June and over .1000 in July. He’s all the way in which as much as .1 WAR, which contemplating he was at -1 a month and a half in the past is fairly good!

Dan Szymborski: He’s had a great run, however I’m nonetheless within the camp of “0.5 WAR participant had a very terrible 2.5 months after which a very strong 1.5 months”

Visitor: Would you attempt to discover a alternative to the Jake Meyers/Chas McCormick platoon? Unsure if Reynolds of Mullins can be a significant improve given the possible steep asking worth

Dan Szymborski: I truly assume Mullins can be a really onerous get now

Dan Szymborski: Reynolds extra sensible, although it is probably not this week

Chris: Assume kelenic will get traded? Ought to mariners followers be rooting for the staff to carry onto him or rooting for no matter return we are able to get. Aka are you in or out on his future stardom?

Dan Szymborski: I feel he goes in a change-of-scenery commerce within the winter

Appa Yip Yip: Bundle round Jordan Groshans for Ian Happ make sense?

Dan Szymborski: That’s about the kind of participant I can see the Cubs getting a number of of

Dan Szymborski: White Sox followers had been mad that I cleared a bit of their prime 10 checklist

Dan Szymborski: however these names are solely within the prime 10 as a result of the sox system could be very very very weak on the prime

Dan Szymborski: However Groshans/Eden/Frasso or one thing?

Dan Szymborski: Simply to tug names out of my ass with zero time to take a seat and ponder, I dunno, Groshans,

Dan Szymborski: THOSE ARE OUT OF ORDER

JD: Does Sean Murphy fetch a prime 100 prospect and a organizational prime 10 prospect in a commerce?

Dan Szymborski: Sure

Chris: Who do you assume the worst participant in MLB, who in the event that they had been their present self in triple A and 22 years previous, can be the highest prospect in baseball? Why is that individual Dylan Moore?

Dan Szymborski: lol

Dan Szymborski: I’m not even positive find out how to begin pondering of that one

Dan Szymborski: However on a associated topic

Dan Szymborski: that’s sort of like that

Dan Szymborski: Once I ran some 5 12 months ZiPS to assist Ben within the ranks

Dan Szymborski: Since I didn’t have the precise MLBAM ID for Miguel Rojas

Dan Szymborski: When ZiPS was reprojecting everybody

Dan Szymborski: it took RED SOX Miguel Rojas biographical info

Dan Szymborski: So naturally, when ZiPS was projecting that on the finish of the following 5 years, that Miguel Rojas would have an OPS+ of 130, I had to return in!

grover: Hello, Dan. In your final chat you proposed sending Montas to Minnesota for Austin Martin and two injured pitchers. Can we get re-do?

Dan Szymborski: I like Martin greater than most, it appears

The Nice Giambino: I simply checked a pair locations on odds sure gamers get moved by the deadline. Frankie Montas is at -145 to remain in Oakland and that feels suuuuuper excessive to me

Dan Szymborski: Nicely bear in mind, the A’s don’t have to maneuver him RIGH TNOW

Matt: Everybody appears to be speaking concerning the Guardians promoting some pitching, and to be honest they *have* executed an terrible lot of that recently, however shouldn’t they be buying pitching? Their rookie place gamers are having fun with great success to date, with a number of extra nonetheless to come back. They appear a pair arms in need of true rivalry.

Aaron: Ideas on Gordon Solie Motherfuckers ()?

Visitor: The proper reply to “The way you weigh?” is “With the scales from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”

Rocco Baldelli: Is Jose Miranda for actual, and has he secured a full time function but?

Dan Szymborski: I feel largely

Dan Szymborski: and he must

Dan Szymborski: it’s humorous given how down folks all of a sudden grew to become on him after his first month

Dan Szymborski: even individuals who ought to know higher

Dan Szymborski: And when you’re stilld personal on him, take a look at how he’s performed recently!

Visitor: I used to be clearing my cellphone the opposite day and located a screenshot I’d taken in 2016 as a result of one thing you wrote in your chat made me chortle. Upon studying it six years later, I laughed once more. Sustain the great work.
You reckon JD Martinez/Robertson/Chafin can be ample/lifelike for the Mets?

Dan Szymborski: Do you bear in mind what it was?

Dan Szymborski: I feel the Mets may simply roll with JD/Huge Dan

Visitor: You’ve talked about a few instances earlier than that ZiPS likes Mark Vientos. Given the dearthy manufacturing the Mets have obtained at DH, ought to he get a shot quickly? Or do you get the impression, like lots of people within the Twitterverse, that the Mets would favor to make use of him as commerce bait? At this level, I really feel like I’d reasonably see them half methods with Smith and/or Davis and provides him a shot.

Dan Szymborski: Associated query

Dan Szymborski: I do know I wrote about this SOMEWHERE

Dan Szymborski: however I think that if the Mets had been actually excessive on Vientos, they have already got had good alternatives to make use of him

Dan Szymborski: I feel that he’s a commerce risk

GA Blood: Has there been any consideration to feeding zips updates to the 3-year projections part on participant pages all through the season? As a reference, Ben is documenting Jazz Chisholm’s projected ZIPS WAR at 2.4 and a pair of.5 the following two years however his participant web page says 1.4 and 1.6.

Dan Szymborski: First off, the three years are solely run earlier than the season, not up to date

Dan Szymborski: And second, Ben bought the privilege of Full Fats ZiPS reasonably than the low-calorie in-season one which must be used day by day, for sensible causes

Mordo: Which backend starter pursuits you; Quintana, Smyly, or Mahle?

Dan Szymborski: Quintana if he’s as low cost as I think, Mahle if he’s not

Dan Szymborski: As for Smyly, by no means belief a dude who, after listening to SOMETIMES Y, makes use of it twice in 5 letters

Mordo: Who says no?
NYY acquires Ian Happ & Mychal Givens
CHC acquires Gallo, Medina, and Yoendrys Gómez

Dan Szymborski: The Yankees, presumably

Dan Szymborski: YOu meant Luis Medina, proper?

Dan Szymborski: as a result of I think about if his identify got here out the Cubs would SHOUT DONE NOBACKSIES midsentence

Kendrys Morales and the Huge Steppers: Do you’ve gotten a way of how a lot Montas’ shoulder blip affected his deadline commerce worth? Might the A’s count on an identical return within the offseason in the event that they held him and he proved he was absolutely wholesome and efficient? Or is he nonetheless more likely to be extra helpful now?

Dan Szymborski: I feel that’s all the time a danger. With out waiver trades, there’s no second shot at choosing up a nasty contract or one thing

Dan Szymborski: And two cautious begins publish shoulder irritation, I’d be mendacity if I stated it wasn’t behind my thoughts

Dan Szymborski: Castillo had a sore shoulder too, a extra important one

Dan Szymborski: however that was earlier than the season and he’s gotten quite a lot of strong pitching in since

Dan Szymborski: If the A’s get gives that mirror some sort of harm danger, I feel they grasp onto him

Morbo: I feel jon is asking to your favourite output checklist out of your ai naming issues collection

Dan Szymborski: Ah, OK, I used to be confused

Dan Szymborski: My favourite AI factor needs to be both the clickbait headlines or the Florida Man generator

Dan Szymborski: Baseball CLickbait

Dan Szymborski:

Dan Szymborski: Florida Man

Dan Szymborski:

Dan Szymborski: And I additionally skilled it on Key & Peele soccer names

Dan Szymborski:

Visitor: Are you a Miss Shirley’s individual?

Dan Szymborski: I’ve been there, but when I’m in Baltimore and out for breakfast issues, it’s much more possible that it’s Hampden reasonably than Roland Park

Dan Szymborski: Most likely the place I’ve eaten probably the most in Baltimore when going again for breakfast/brunch is Golden West on thirty sixth

JC: Dan, it’s important to select for the sake of your life – black beans or pinto beans in your chili.  Which do you go along with?

Dan Szymborski: Black beans

Homer: You’ve got a great humorousness…assuming meaning you weren’t a looker as a younger man both?

Dan Szymborski: Nor as a middle-aged man!

Dan Szymborski: Somebody as soon as despatched me a message informing me I regarded like a cross between Shrek and Hermann Göring. It’s not OBVIOUSLY fallacious

Visitor: Do you assume the smarter groups (or ZIPS) have any projection capabilities for gamers who modified their breakfast plans, or is the historical past of gamers simply too restricted to attract significant traits? (Laureano, Jorge Polanco circa 2018, and so forth.)

Dan Szymborski: Wait, what?

Dan Szymborski: I not often get to see an precise staff projection

Dan Szymborski: A variety of groups ask, but when I promote a staff or an company information, it’s one-way of that sort of information, I hit a button, ship the info, get the usual charge, and I don’t provide an opinion.

Uncle Spike: How does ZIPs really feel about Bryan Ramos?  If was very excessive on him previous to this season and he’s had very related outcomes as earlier than.  Barely above common participant that’s actually younger for his age.

Dan Szymborski: ZiPS nonetheless likes him a ton!

Dan Szymborski: See 25 hr energy from him in majors ultimately

HappyFunBall: The older I get, the extra I wish to assume that I too am actually younger for my age

Dan Szymborski: I *bodily* really feel 44 due to my again, however I don’t really feel psychologically 44 and definitely not 44 in maturity

Dan Szymborski: I assumed I’d be extra refined at 44

Dan Szymborski: I principally do what I did at 5 (play with baseball stats, write, document right into a tape recorder as a radio present, play video video games) however simply receives a commission for lots of that now

Dan Szymborski: (Actually, paid for all 4 factor since I wrote about Hearthstone and OVerwatch for ESPN)

Dan Szymborski: Now, I do truly radio exhibits, I don’t imply I nonetheless carry round a tape recorder and document an imaginary radio present full with commercials

Dan Szymborski: That will be kinda bizarre

Dan Szymborski: And yeah, five-year-old Dan did commercials. He was already a shameless capitalist pig!

Appa Yip Yip: Don’t you take heed to a ton of classical music isn’t that sophistication have films about psychotic wealthy folks been mendacity to me my entire life

Insert Witty Title Right here: You’re among the best writers and stat guys on probably the most well-liked baseball web sites on the planet. How way more refined do you need to be? A monocle possibly?

Dan Szymborski: I do take heed to a ton of classical music, however I don’t assume the stereotype of a classical music buff is an unshaven, uncombed man in fitness center shorts taking part in Grand Theft Auto to Bruckner

Dan Szymborski: I feel that is extra the stereotype

Dan Szymborski:

The Nice Giambino: Whoa whoa whoa, you wrote about two of my favourite video games for ESPN and I had no concept?!?! Butter my butt and name me a biscuit, I’ve bought to reorganize my afternoon

Dan Szymborski: ESPN closed down their esports part in a number of the cutouts, sadly!

Dan Szymborski: I bought to do a pair card reveals

Dan Szymborski: Additionally revealed that card that I feel gave +2/+2 to a beast and drew a card N’zoth’s hand or one thing?

Dan Szymborski: Mark of Y’Shaarj!

Dan Szymborski: forgot it

Dan Szymborski: Acquired to interview Daniel Negreanu *solely* about Hearthstone

Appa Yip Yip: It needs to be have you ever seen Invoice and Ted’s glorious journey Beethoven was a multitude

Anton Bruckner: Okay, which of my symphonies is your favourite?

Dan Szymborski: Seventh

Dan Szymborski: I’ll all the time have a heat feeling for the seventh as a result of that was my Bruckner introduction

Dan Szymborski: Again in highschool, for wind ensemble, each *hated* doing marching band and the instructor, Mr. Karow, wasn’t into it both, so we principally deserted it after my freshman 12 months

Dan Szymborski: And Mr. Karow was large on twentieth century English music and late romantics, so we bought to play quite a lot of that stuff

Dan Szymborski: So mixed with orchestra, we performed Bruckner’s seventh

Dan Szymborski: we performed a ton of Ralph Vaughan Williams and Percy Grainger

Dan Szymborski: If it was one thing with piano, I’d play that as an alternative as a result of I’m a approach higher pianist than a baritone horn participant

Johnny Tuttle: Did your love of classical music ever veer into opera? It did for me in my 40s, and now my Spotify solely recommends The Pharcyde, Freddie Gibbs and Verdi

Dan Szymborski: Opera’s in all probability my weakest spot

Dan Szymborski: I feel as a result of I perceive instrumental music higher than vocal music

Dan Szymborski: As a result of I can play quite a lot of devices, primarily fairly competently

Dan Szymborski: and I sing like, to steal Oswalt’s joke, Tom Carvel gargling glass

Dan Szymborski:

Jesse: I perceive that you simply had been constrained by phrase rely, however what commerce would you’ve gotten made for the Mariners?

Dan Szymborski: I used to be truly going to offer them Soto as an alternative

Dan Szymborski: however different folks had been workshopping Soto already

Dan Szymborski: so I went to the Giants, which individuals weren’t speaking as a lot about

Dan Szymborski: I feel it’s a risk the M’s get SOto

San Dzymborski: #4 reliever in rest-of-career WAR?

Dan Szymborski: Devin Williams

Dan Szymborski: Forward of him are Clase, Hader, and Johnny Lasagna

Steven: What are you taking part in proper now?

Dan Szymborski: taking part in by way of the falcom trails video games as a result of with the asian launch of kuro no kiseki, somebody on 4chan’s going to have the english patch prepared quickly

Dan Szymborski: And yeah, I do know, 4chan, however there are few higher locations to search out fan-translations for Japanese video games

Morbo: My spouse is a classically skilled opera singer and she or he’s superb. I really like to listen to her sing however her expertise is sort of wasted on me as a result of I don’t actually perceive the nuance and ability required to do what she will do. I additionally know subsequent to nothing about opera, however I don’t care I might take heed to her sing all day on daily basis

Liz: Italian comedian opera is fairly nice, particularly when you can watch a efficiency with singers who’ve good performing/timing expertise as nicely. Barber of Seville is hilarious and has a few of my favourite musical writing (there’s an important six half concord on the finish of the primary act that’s possibly my favourite opera bit ever)

chilly: what devices do you play greatest?

Dan Szymborski: piano, organ (as in with the foot pedals and all) then a step right down to the lower-pitched brass devices, clarinet, recorder

Visitor: Hey Dan, would you occur to have WAR projections on Nico Hoerner for the rest of his time below staff management? I used to be stunned to not see him not less than honorable point out on the commerce worth column. Apart from avoiding accidents, what would he have to do to make the l

Dan Szymborski: Yeah, grasp on a sec

Dan Szymborski: ZiPS has him at 7.2 WAR over subsequent 3 years

Visitor: are you able to consider a extra lopsided commerce within the final 10 years than Josh fields for yordan?

Dan Szymborski:

Dan Szymborski: oh hai

Visitor: Is there a type of media extra restrictive to most people than opera?

Dan Szymborski: lieder?

Dan Szymborski: At the very least in opera you’ll be able to see stuff occurring

Dan Szymborski: no one actually acts out schubert songs whereas singing them

Dan Szymborski: although that will be humorous

$11 Value of Taco Bell: What’s the % that neither Ohtani nor Trout play for the Angels in 2023?

Dan Szymborski: 5%

Dan Szymborski: Perhaps much less

Dan Szymborski: neither

Dan Szymborski: I did both

Dan Szymborski:

HappyFunBall: I don’t know if Hermann Goring truly wore a monocle, however I really feel like if YOU did that it could actually full the look

Jeb: Did you count on to be a digital dandy at 44?

Dan Szymborski: No, however Murray Chass opened my eyes

Dan Szymborski: On that word, we’ve gone an hour and a half, so I gotta take off.

Dan Szymborski: Thanks for coming everybody!

Dan Szymborski: Hopefully we’ll see you all subsequent week

Dan Szymborski: FOR POST MORTEM

Dan Szymborski: (You understand, you’ll be able to all the time hit me up on twitter for a burning q)